I got no pickup lines...

Któryś ze znajomych podrzucił mi stronkę z tzw. pickup lines ;] Nie znam dokładnego polskiego odpowiednika tego słowa, ale chodzi o takie krótkie bajery, rzucane na sam początek rozmowy :) Niektóre są doprawdy powalające, spójrzcie sami :D

1) Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.

2) Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no,) Are you taking applications?

3) guy:what's on your face??
girl:what what get it off get it off
guy: o it's just your beautiful eyes

4) If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you!

5) Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted

6) If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.

7) Hey, how’s it going? Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

8) Girl, your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice so that I can run around all over you.

9) Would you excuse me a sec? I have to return this map that I borrowed.
(where does it lead?)
The seat next to yours.

10) Do you like blueberries or strawberries? (why?) Because I want to know what kind of pancakes to make you when u wake up.

11) Wouldn't it be nice if we could be at this same place next year..together..and laughing?

12) Some say there are 7 wonders in the world.
Some say there are more. Some say everything in life is a wonder. But to me, There is only one....You!

13) I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk

14) Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped?

15) You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.

16) If you go away for a while then go back you say: "I remember you being pretty, but not this pretty"

17) Walk up to a girl, hold out your hand and say "Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?"

18) I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.

19) You smell lets go take a shower.

20) He says, "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." He kisses her then says, "I lost."

21) I noticed you noticing me and i thought i would notify you that i noticed you too.

22) Guy to a girl: “What time do you have to be at work in the morning?”
Girl answers: 8:00 am
Guy answers: Then I’ll set the alarm for 7am

23) The average person falls in love 7 times before marriage. Baby, you're my lucky seven.